This page is the property of the Kim formerally known as Laffoon. (It's Kim Zerbe now ;) I know most of you can't figure out why anybody would want to take/copy anything off of here, but trust me, there are weirdos with no lives who do that sort of thing.

This page is meant to only be viewed in Internet Explorer unless you have some other nifty web browser that works well with it. It is NOT meant to be looked at in Netscape (better known as Netscrap) because for some reason Netscape wants nothing to do with background images and tables on the same page. Why? Because AOL is hell bent on making people miserable, THAT'S WHY. But because of this, not all the images on this page will show up. This makes Kim sad. Keep Kim from being sad by viewing this page in Internet Explorer (or something else that does the page justice).

In addition, Netscape likes to screw with the colors and keeps things from being all spiffy and matching. This also makes Kim sad. See above for what to do to prevent this state of Kim.

This page is under construction. That means do not email me about things that aren't working. I probably know about it already. Once I feel my website is completed, then you can email me all you want about things that aren't working.

Yes, once again, the page is in comic sans. I like comic sans. Get used to it.

And I think you all should know that my popcorn is burned. =(

Thank you for reading this. Have a fishy. And a polished one at that!